First, be sure to catch up on the last two or three posts if you missed them. Then, be aware that the stuff right below this is posted with any apologies necessary to Sir Tom, his Management and anyone who may be offended. I read about this film about a year ago and have not said a word, but have been watching for news since. Now, it’s going to be shown in Wales, so I thought it was time — on this site dedicated to Tom Jones news — to share. If you are offended, I am sorry. I don’t make the news. I just report it. And, the opening of a film like this is news. If ignored, it becomes the elephant in the room. If you don’t want to read about it, just scroll down to the Glasgow photos and review.
(I’ve been wondering what The Man himself might think of this. If he doesn’t like the film, he can at least take comfort in the fact that it is enriching the Welsh economy. Also, not quite sure of the name. The word “little” keeps appearing and disappearing in various accounts.)
Speaking of the Glasgow review, I found it interesting. The reviewer is very objective but that’s not always bad. What do you think?
If you do a search, you can find lots of stuff about the movie …A Bit Of Tom Jones on the internet, including the official site. That site, by the way, is heaps of fun; hilarious! Just check it out — everything from the cast and crew to the art work — and, maybe, you’ll want to enter the competition.
If you do a search, you’ll also come across the website of one of the actors, Eve Myles. And, in looking at the cast list, mharding (with whom I consulted on this a few days ago) tells us, “Denise Welch is the lady who, in An Audience With Tom Jones who steps in to ask a question on behalf of her husband Tim Healy whose mouth had dried up when faced with his musical hero.”
Synopsis: A Film For Anyone Who’s Ever Made a Dick of Themselves.
In a late night bar, Henry is approached by a mysterious woman who offers to sell him the severed “manhood” of Wales’ greatest vocal entertainer… Believing he can make a fortune selling the infamous appendage on to obsessive fans, Henry stumps up the cash.
To help find the right buyer, Henry teams up with his slightly dodgy best friend Teddy and together the two head off on an insane journey that leads them deep into the secret world of celebrity body part trading. Along the way, they have a fight with a Gorilla, are bubbled bathed by a randy pensioner, kidnapped by adult babies, break into a police station, take a day trip to Belgium to meet the World’s biggest dealer of celebrity off-cuts and even get caught up in the slowest Police chase in movie history… …and all for a bit of Tom Jones?
The site says of the title: What’s in a name?
The original title of the film was Tom Jones’ Cock. Much of the original artwork was drawn up with this title (like the sample above) and the producers had hoped to release the film under this banner – until someone with half a brain told them that Multiplex’s wouldn’t show it, and ASDA couldn’t stock ‘cock’ DVD’s!!!! Realising that the title would indeed prevent the film being seen anywhere outside porno theatres and on the top shelves in sex shops, the producers went on desperate quest for a new title, even running a competition in their favourite pub – The Rhyd Hall, Tredegar.
Finally, after what seemed like several lifetimes, the rather more acceptable ..A Bit of Tom Jones was decided upon – after a brief flirtation with A little bit of Tom Jones? The question mark was added by our lawyers, to lessen the chances of being sued by Wales’ leading male vocal entertainer…
We are particularly looking forward to reading the translations for the international releases… “Crazy Welshman buys love organs of famous singing Welshman” is no doubt destined to be dragging in the big audiences in down town Delhi soon!
Tredegar film will bring a bit of Tom Jones to silver screen
For the article about the film’s release, the film’s trailer and a Glasgow review and photos, click (more…)