I Give Up! It’ll Never End! One More Encounter With Sir Tom In Turkey*
Sunday, May 31st, 2009(*American readers will hopefully recognize (and applaud) the restraint it’s taken not to pun about the words “Tom” and “Turkey” since this first began.)
We’ve learned that the “last word” will seemingly never come, as whenever Mardan Palace is mentioned, the opening cast will surely come up. So here’s some of what Irish Times reporter Quentin Fottrell had to say about Sir Tom in the midst of a longer article:
“We were here for the three-day launch party, last weekend. Sharon Stone, Paris Hilton, Richard Gere and Monica Bellucci walked the red carpet, Mariah Carey and Tom Jones sang at a black-tie ball on Saturday, and Seal rocked a barbecue by the beach on Sunday – a beach filled with 9,000 tons of sand imported from Egypt. Jones was reportedly paid more than €1 million to sing, and Gere received a “generous donation” for his foundation. “Rent-a-crowd,” one attendee remarked. Ismailov said: “Everyone is interested in money, but I’ve asked people here as my guests.”…the three-storey Jungle Club, which has live monkeys in a cage at a bridge leading to the exit. How awful for them: one minute up a tree, the next stuck next to a group of wealthy Russians bumping and grinding in revealing Versace floral-print gowns. At least their antics had something in common with the scantily-clad erotic pole dancers.
“Tom Jones came to the Jungle Club and took a booth. I liked that he didn’t disappear to some hidden VVIP inner sanctum. He chatted about his time playing in Las Vegas at the same time as Elvis, and I told him he could stay in my box room in Dublin the next time he plays the O2. He seemed to appreciate the gesture. “We Celts have got to stick together,” he said. In an effort to keep him up to date with the latest hand gestures I insisted not on a handshake but on a 21st-century fist bump.”
This is also, by the way, the first report that placed Seal at the beach barbecue, not on the main stage with Tom and Mariah. And, I don’t know what’s going on in Ireland, but Sir Tom and Kenny Anderson used to bump fists after every performance of What Am I Living For. The fist bump’s been around the US at least for a loooong time. The photo is of the snow room at Mardan Palace guests may use to cool down after using the sauna or steam room.















