Each month at the very back of Vanity Fair a world-famous celebrity answers the Proust Questionnaire. Each month the questions remain the same for each responder.
World leaders, authors, actors and singers — anyone deemed newsworthy or important has done so over the years. As you can see, in November it’s Tom’s turn.
Why, you may well ask, are we so excited? Why have we not taken exception to a couple of the adjectives used to describe Sir Tom? Well, besides the fact that VF is a magazine we read every month, this interview is a reflection of (we think) the New York PR company working with S-Curve Records really doing its job. When you are in VF you (pick one): have arrived/are happening/are important. And, most of all, when you’re Sir Tom Jones, it also means the right people in the arts and entertainment and the media are reading about you. This is long overdue and we are thrilled! (For the record, Vanity Fair has a long tradition of running caricatures and it’s considered an honor to be the subject of one.)
The answers are pure, mostly unadulterated Tom Jones. Anyone who’s ever heard him ad lib on stage or has spent a few minutes talking to him will recognize that. And, for the record, we’d bet he’s just fine in the shower.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being in good health.
What is your greatest fear?
Prison.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Being late.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Bullishness.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Fine wines.
What is your current state of mind?
Naughty.
On what occasion do you lie?
I don’t—maybe a fib, but not a lie.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Thinning hair.
Which living person do you most despise?
I don’t despise anyone living.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Understanding.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Sense of humor.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Any and most swearwords.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
The ability to sing.
When and where were you happiest?
When I was finally released out of bed, at age 14, after being confined for two years with tuberculosis.
Which talent would you most like to have?
To play the piano.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
To have one that looks good in the shower.
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